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Anytime they are mentioned in the same conversation…
- Fella: I had a dream about Mike Tyson.
- Me: Oh?
- Fella: I shot him in the face.
- Me: That's not good.
- Fella: He was in a rabbit suit.
- Me: But you knew it was Mike Tyson?
- Fella: Yes.
- Me: You need to see someone professionally.
This.
(Source: welovecracking)
My reaction to this was neither silent nor adult.
And I’m not remotely shamed about it.
(Source: cptnamrca)
My Brain Hurts…
It’s legal to fuck a horse in 23 states.
It’s legal to marry your cousin in 19.
Two people, in love, with limited chromosomes shared, but that are the same gender, can only marry in 6 states.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
Saved the world with Thor …
Crashed a party with Iron Man.
Became the boss of Hawkeye.
Crashed a party with Eric Selvig
(Source: pigtailedrhapsody)
I’m doing this “hardcore into blond Aussie men” thing. It’s interesting. I blame these two:
Loki and Sleipnir.
I would like to be best friends with whomever came up with this.
Please spread the word.
